I think I can safely boast that I have officially arrived in the arena of gossip and power.

I am finally receiving HATE mail. YIPPEEEE for Lust & Latte.

I have waited years for this to happen, for people to finally take Lust & Latte seriously and at last people are paying attention. They are taking time out of their busy schedules and expressing their opinions regarding my little bits of information. I love it!

International Disturbed People’s Day

Before you all get all huffy & puffy and send me more “feedback” on the not so politically correct nature of this heading, please understand that I DON’T CARE!. This is a legitimate day in September and I have the email to prove it. Happy to send it on. It comes with a mission statement: “It doesn’t matter if you lick windows or occasionally pee yourself, you hang in there sunshine.” I kind of think it’s inspirational.

Speaking About Licking Windows….

VIVO rule #201213: we do not believe grown up people who happen to be CFO’s and National Legal Eagles should make faces on our glass to people sitting outside. Not funny & NOT HAPPY JAN. What are you, five?

And those tourists didn’t even finish their lunch, not to mention the little old lady who kept asking me if you two were all right. I told them you were from the country and it was probably your first time in the Big City.

Making It Up As You Go

Why do some people feel the need to impress their dates at the expense of wait staff? Well, I think Mr I Know Everything AKA Mr Weak Long Black will think twice next time he gets the urge. He wanted to know why we don’t make those Jelly Desserts any more. We very politely replied that we don’t believe we have ever made any jelly desserts (unless you count those jelly shots, but they were for personal use only). He INSISTED that we had. We extra double shot INSISTED that we hadn’t. He said he just happened to have a copy of our menu where it was written in Black & White. Well, he was a bit all red when we all looked at this menu – including Ms Date, and read the name of a restaurant that closed down about 2 years ago. When will they learn?

Until next time we express ourselves via hate mail or licking windows to

people who just want a good dose of Lust & a very strong Latte.