As you all know, L & L is entirely made up of fiction – or is it? Of course it is. Strange things never happen here, and people never surprise me…. Nor do they participate in compromising activities in public. Well, almost never. And certainly never at VIVO. As part of our ongoing commitment to outstanding customer service, we believe it is our duty to communicate with you certain events and daily occurrences which could be of interest to our customers. So basically we’re dobbing.

And you thought VIVO was just a café!

This is not a Dear Rosie column. If you have lost your love or have a “rash” you can’t explain away, I AM NOT YOUR ANSWER. DO NOT EMAIL ME. On the other hand, if you know how someone got that rash or who took away their lover, then Lust & Latte is for you!

NO COFFEE FOR YOU – 1 YEAR!

Miss SKIM FLAT WHITE brought her new man in for our approval stamp (VIVO RATE-YOUR-PARTNER is a free value added service). We went over to the table to take their order & a look. Suddenly, he announced quite loudly “I don’t drink coffee”. Oh well. NEXT!!!

HOUSEHOLD HINTS

Which leading executive keeps a pair of underdaks in his drawer to “clean his glasses” – he swears no other material does the job better. Which job would that be…?

A GIRL, 2 MEN & A CAFE

Poor MS Decaf Latte, she can’t decide between MR Doppio and MR Cappuccino. She likes them both. Of course she consulted us. We helped ease her pain and explained to MS DL that their is no need to choose. It’s simple. One is a morning coffee & one is an afternoon coffee. No conflict of interest. VIVO – Very Important Variety Offered.

Until next time we exchange information between wise and knowledgeable people,

Here’s to a good dose of Lust & a strong Latte.

Regards,

Little VIVO lady                                                               email: lvl@vivocafe.com.au